MY LONG LOST SASSY GIRLRULES TO FOLLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH HER:1.) Don’t offer her coffee or anything with dairy coz she’s lactose intolerant. Order her lemon iced tea instead; it’s her favourite drink.
2.) She doesn’t like red sauce on her spaghetti. It should always be in WHITE sauce! Either, Carbonara or Alfredo Fettuccine.
3.) Make sure you have a stock of Advil inside your bag coz you’ll never know when her headache attacks.
4.) Give her a massage from head to foot every night when she gets home before going to sleep or while watching TV.
5.) When you’re at the movie house, don’t forget to bring a jacket to keep her warm.
6.) Do NOT disturb her while watching TV especially when she’s asleep or else, you're gonna get your ass kicked outside the door! LOL! =))
7.) You have to be very versatile hanging out with her. Sometimes, you’re gonna get yourself into trouble when she’s pissed off. There are times that you'd both get drenched in the rain so, do NOT forget to bring an umbrella for two.=)
8.) When someone gets in her way, fight for her! She doesn’t like a man without balls. So, make her feel she’s secured in your arms.
9.) She really likes it when you’re laughing out loud at her jokes and while she’s making faces. So, you gotta be on top of her games.
10.) Do NOT forget to compliment her good acts. She loves the feeling of being praised and accepted for who she is.
11.) Always give her a hug and a kiss (particularly on her lips) whenever she asks for it REGARDLESS of time & place. Take the initiative. Be a MAN!
12.) When she texts you, you have to respond right away, or else!!! If you know what I mean.
13.) Give her a pleasant surprise by singing her your theme song when you’re in Videoke. It'll sweep off her feet.
14.) Every 1st time is important to her that she thinks you both have to cherish... 1st Movie together, 1st Date, 1st Monthsary, Everything 1st. By the way, always keep your memorabilia like movie tickets, receipts, candy wrappers, etc. And put them in a fancy box then keep it. And one more thing, if she gives you a bill with her sign on it, that means you should keep it and NEVER spend it even if you're flat broke. I think that's one of her signs that she'll always be there for you for richer or poorer; hand in hand and side to side. As for me, I still have the bill she gave me.
15.) She loves PINK, PINK, AND PINK. If you’re thinking about giving gifts to her, make sure it always has a touch of pink. Even the gift wrapper excites her more.
16.) She loves HELLO KITTY so much! That’s one of the ways to her heart.
17.) When you’re sleeping together, she’ll put her hands underneath your side or in between your thighs. And even if it tickles your funny bones, just resist it if you don’t want her to get pissed.
18.) Date her mom and treat her like a queen.
19.) She values her family and friends so much so, be there for them as well.
20.) When she’s depressed, all you gotta do is be there for her and listen. Then, comfort her with kind words, wipe her tears, kiss her and hug her tight.
21.) When you're at the mall, don't be surprised when she puts her stuff on the floor and sit on her ass (like she does not even care if people are looking at her) when she has to look for something inside her bag. In this case, just look at her, smile and tell her how cute she is. =) That's what make her a "sassy girl". =)
22.) During window shopping, expect that she's not gonna miss to take you to a SANRIO SHOP to look for HELLO KITTY STUFF. She'll tell you this... "Teka lang bubusugin ko lang mga mata ko." but that also means you should buy her something from that store. =)
23.) She is not used to wear slippers (flip flops) so, when she wears them, you have to anticipate that she'll trip over or stumble while walking so, you should always LOOK AFTER HER EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
24.) When she's nearby, don't let her catch you yawning coz she'll stick her index finger inside your mouth to stop you. And when you do the same to her, she'll get hella pissed and start to tickle you all over your body! Run as fast as you can! hahaha... =))) This is the most unforgettable thing she'd ever do to you.
25.) Back her up in making decisions. That’s the most important thing you should remember. She needs a backbone to support her coz she always regrets of making decisions when things are not going the way she wants them to be but make sure you have a good point to convince her that she’s on the right path.
THIS IS MY LONG LOST SASSY GIRL... VIBRANT, BOISTEROUS, HUMOROUS, OUT GOING, SPEAKS HER MIND, AGGRESSIVE, DOMINANT, MOTIVATOR, TOUGH, VERY SWEET, THOUGHTFUL, WEARS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE, HAS A VULNERABLE HEART, AND BELIEVE ME, WHEN SHE'S GONE, YOU'RE GONNA MISS HER SO BAD.
